So I was reading this magazine that I got free at the doctor's office called "Pregnancy" and they had this article on bringing your own hospital gowns to the delivery...To be honest with you... I hadn't even thought about it. But once I read the article, it totally sounded like something I'd be apt to do...right?
So I went to one of the websites: www.deliverydaydesigns.com and the headline says:
"DON'T DELIVER IN A USED, DRABBY GOWN PROVIDED BY YOUR HOSPITAL, DELIVER IN STYLE!"
I mean, this is even just a little too much for even me. Like I don't have enough on my mind at that point, now I need to worry about "Delivering in Style?"
I think the nurses would just look at me and laugh if I pulled one of these numbers out of my bag and announced that I plan to "deliver in style" ha ha ha

But Wait... It gets better! You can also purchase "A Dressed Up Delivery" gift set complete with:
Cherry Shimmer Lip Gloss
Pretty Pushers Delivery Dress (in halter top style, no less)
Pretty Pushers Matching Headband
"Wipe Out" Lemon Water Towelette (for, according to the website: "a refreshing polish before the big push")
"Get Ready To Rub" Heated Massage Oil
Here is the website in case anyone feels the need to make sure I'm not only "delivering in style" but also "dressed up for delivery"... what a joke!
http://www.prettypushers.com/